shavingryansprivates:

*puts a piece of gum in my mouth*

*chews till it runs out of flavor*

*puts another piece in so theres flavor again*

*is soon chewing 6 entire packs of flavorless gum*

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

pansypunx:

remember when i thought i only liked boys

remember when i thought i only liked girls

remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”

larry-sex-fuck-yeah:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist